Collect and trade them with your friends!
What do you think? Should I start with this one?
Or perhaps Angry Anselm, with "the power to preserve rectitude of the will for its own sake?"
How about "Bashin'" Bishop Berkeley, with eye closin' action, to make his enemies disappear?
Oh, heck, get the whole set! I can keep them right alongside AKMA's Early Church History trading cards (I have the full set, you know).
(Props to Tobias Haller for this one.)