Lord Waldemart?!

Wizards Union Battles Scourge of Small Muggle Businesses. Watch it here.

(In the interest of full disclosure, one of these is currently being built on the south end of our town; and, for all that we do shop the Billings Box Stores on occasion [sometimes they carry things local stores do not], I am not what you'd call enthused at the prospect.)

As found at God's Politics.