Quotable quotes

The boy has been busy, lately...

At dinner, after his sister said grace, in lieu of the traditional Amen - "All Hail the Great and Powerful God!"

Watching the half-grown goslings by the pond out back, their adult plumage beginning to form - "Do you suppose they have a Feather Fairy? You know, that maybe leaves them worms when their baby feathers fall out?"

Cleaning his room - "Dirt, Beware! It is the Vacuum of Doom, ready to suck up Alllll the Eeee-villl in the Universe! Bwahahahaha!!"

Never a dull moment around here.