Oh, my.

Did you know that an ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while inside a store's walk-in meat freezer?

Or that in Willowdale, Oregon, it's iilegal for a husband to curse or swear during lovemaking? But a wife is allowed to whisper the identical naughty words in her hubby's ear while in the act.

Of all the odd things about living in our culture, the ways we try to legislate sexuality are some of the oddest. And the most telling.