It's the little things

This is my first day off in quite a stretch. I've had a bit of sleep, and a chance to consider the events of the last few days, and some of the details beyond the immediate demands of Fire, Land, and World Peace. The following thoughts may not seem momentous in the overall scheme of things, but they would certainly go a ways toward Making the World a Better Place.

So, if I were Queen of the Universe...

• Clothing dimensions would be consistent. One would shop in the same size range at Gi-normous Discount Barn, Swanky Department Store or Chic Boutique. (Do not start with me about the virtues of men's clothing using body measurements; they are just as prone to "Retail Creativity." A 36 waist in one place is not the same as the next.)

• Attractive underpinnings would be readily available in every size. Just in case this is not clear: "attractive" means pretty options beyond white tricot and cotton; "readily available" means in stock without significant upcharges or need for special orders; and "every size" means recognition that there is a world beyond the B cup.
  

• In a related issue: button-down blouses would never, ever gap.

• Comb-overs-- that odious hairstyle some balding men effect by parting their hair above one ear and flopping overlong tresses over the top in a futile attempt to cover-- would be forever banned. Learn to love your scalp, gentlemen-- or, if your vanity will not suffer the follicular abandonment, invest in a quality toupee.
  

That's not all we need, certainly; but it's a start. Feel free to add your own declarations below.