"Lord, when did we see you hungry... ?"

I am not, by nature, overly reactive. I generally try to be a law-abiding citizen. Pay my taxes, license my housecat, and generally stay out of trouble.

However, if feeding the homeless was unlawful in my hometown, I might be considering, as the Slacktivist suggests, "celebrating the Lord's Supper in the park, preferably in groups of larger than 25." And budgeting for bail money.

There's got to be a better way.