One more thing...

On Tuesday I will take my daughter and her 12-year-old cousin, to the airport. No, I am not going anywhere; I'm just the chauffeur. They will be meeting my brother and his wife in Memphis, and traveling with them to Cancun. They're meeting some other friends there for the week, several of whom have children. CJ and Colin will be spending part of their time as babysitters for their 3-year-old cousin, as well as a few other kids.

My teenager is in Mexico for the week, while I'm in the soon-to-be-frozen Midwest. What's wrong with this picture?